Hej! Jeg. er. dansk!! Det er jeg!!

It arrived - and I've used it twice!! Tusind, tusind, tusind tak!!

And, behold! Miracles happen!

My lords, ladies and gentlemen, mesdames et monsieurs,

I feel very humbled to win this award.

I'd like to thank the Acadamy, my parents for having me and every person I've ever met, but particularly NQDII for having the magic touch, Camilla - the greatest employee at DanskeBank Frederiksberg - and even the grouchy post office lady who barked at me for not getting my ID out quick enough to pick up a parcel one day. Most of all, I would like to thank DanskeBank. It's been eight long months and I would particularly like to thank them for the last sentence in the letter, the understatement of the year: We hope you will find the card useful. (like, hello?? What can you do in Denmark without a chip??)

Thank you!

- Well, let's not get too excited now. I have the letter but not the card. Still, progress is progress!